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Behold! The various goods and goodies from Syrup Moose Records. Everything from t-shirts to vinyl to tarot cards. If there's something you wish was here, maybe tell me and you'll see it? I'm open to suggestion.

PLEASE NOTE: All items marked as Pre-Order operate as mini-kickstarters which go into production when sales thresholds are met, and as such do not have definite delivery dates. Refunds are offered on all Pre-Order items until they go to production. I apologize for any delays, but that's the best way I can make this work. 

Please Note: PRICE INCLUDES CANADIAN SALES TAX. If you live in the US or elsewhere use code "NOTCANADA" for 15% off of your order. If you use this code, and are a Canadian order, your order will be cancelled. 


 

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Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Major Arcana)

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C$7.66

Please Note: PRICE INCLUDES CANADIAN SALES TAX. If you live in the US or elsewhere use code "NOTCANADA" for 15% off of your order. If you use this code, and are a Canadian order, your order will be cancelled.

Syrup Moose Records releases a tarot card with each album that we release (or at least we will until there are no more cards to release). You can choose one of the MAJOR ARCANA cards here, and see the list of the associated albums below.

These are extremely limited edition.

Limited to 13 copies, ever.

The Major Arcana features art by Kaitlyn Hay Sinclair. Card Backs by TEK WITCH.

Major Arcana

Chloe Dancer – EP | The Chariot

Iohannes – The Ocean | The Hermit

Ammothea – My God is the Moon | Justice

Crypt Key – EP | The Emperor

Compilation I | The Devil

wXdxw / AFB – fig. i fig. ii | The Tower

Ainor – Sigils | The High Priestess

claus | The World

Drazen – EP | The Moon

Compilation II | Death

Youth Pastor – TCGH Vol. II | The Sun

Mouri Sunlight – DB4 | The Star

Trollass – All Trolls Are Bastards | The Hierophant

Corvus Corone – Abandoned in Spring | The Empress

American Goner – What You Left Behind | The Fool

Arklay Mountains – May The Dark… | Wheel of Fortune

Still Sleeping – Fuse | The Hanged One

Ghosts of Shadow Moses – Nemesis | The Magician

Bong Coffin – The End Beyond Doubt | Strength

Espi Kvlt – Denies My Tongue to Tell | Judgement

TH Speedball – My Brain is on Fire... | The Lovers

Grotesque Misalignment – Blood Nexus | Temperance

Each card comes with a download of its respective album.

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Tarot Cards (Minor Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Minor Arcana)
  • Tarot Cards (Minor Arcana)

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C$7.66

Please Note: PRICE INCLUDES CANADIAN SALES TAX. If you live in the US or elsewhere use code "NOTCANADA" for 15% off of your order. If you use this code, and are a Canadian order, your order will be cancelled.

(PRODUCTION NOTE: ANY CARD MARKED AS PRE-ORDER IS STILL AWAITING ARTWORK AND WILL SHIP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. CARDS NOT LISTED ARE NOT AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER YET)

Syrup Moose Records releases a tarot card with each album that we release (or at least we will until there are no more cards to release). You can choose one of the MINOR ARCANA cards here, and see the list of the associated albums below.

These are extremely limited edition.

Limited to 13 copies, ever.

The Minor Arcana features art by Kaitlyn Hay Sinclair and Melissa Partee Card Backs by TEK WITCH

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One Eyed Ancestor – Omnemoth | Ace of Wands

Rosegold – These Hazy Frames | Two of Wands

Tide Harvester – Palemoon Spelltome | Three of Wands

Mazia – Atychiphobia! | Four of Wands

Clarion Knell – Abyss of Fear | Five of Wands

Henges – Ballast | Six of Wands

Asvnder – From the Ocean, As Tall as the Sky | Seven of Wands

Defaced Memorial – END | Eight of Wands

Soulmass – Let Us Pray | Nine of Wands

Project: Roenwolfe – Project: Roenwolfe | Ten of Wands

Beckton Alps2 – Fuck Your Nazi Welkin | Page of Wands

Sacral – Three of Cups | Three of Cups

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Bong Coffin Coffin Bong (Handmade Glass Pipe)
  • Bong Coffin Coffin Bong (Handmade Glass Pipe)
  • Bong Coffin Coffin Bong (Handmade Glass Pipe)
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C$34.50

Made by hand on Salt Spring Island, Canada by Ojinika Glass.

Includes a digital download of Bong Coffin's The End Beyond Doubt.

Measures about 3". Items may vary slightly as these are hand made.

Only 13 available, ever.

You will notice that shipping is higher on these items, they are made of glass and I would like to ship them with care. Unfortunately, returns will not be accepted on this item

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Syrup Moose Record Back Patch
  • Syrup Moose Record Back Patch
  • Syrup Moose Record Back Patch
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C$13.80

The first collaboration between Syrup Moose Records and Hearth Patches! This hand-cut, screen printed patch kicks absolute ass and is ready to take that prime spot on the back of your battle jacket.

14.5 (height) x 11.75 (top) x 10.25 (bottom) Hand cut, so measurements are approximate.

Extremely limited - only 20 of these babies.

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TROTBG: Blood Nexus Part I
  • TROTBG: Blood Nexus Part I
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C$11.50

The first ever choose-your-own adventure book published by Syrup Moose Records. This is the physical edition of TROTBG: Blood Nexus Part I - available only in paperback. Only 13 will be available, but there is a chance that more will be made available if those sell out - but do you want to take the risk?

Includes a digital download of the accompanying EP

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Cassettes

THIS SECTION IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION - YOU CAN FIND ALL MERCH ON BANDCAMP. CLICK HERE.

Cassette
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C$15.08

Chloe Dancer EP released on cassette.

Part of a series of three red tapes to include Chloe Dancer, Ainor, and Youth Pastor.

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Cassette
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C$15.08

Ainor's Sigils released on cassette. Part of a series of three red tapes to include Chloe Dancer, Ainor, and Youth Pastor.

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Cassette
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C$15.08

Youth Pastor's The Cars' Greatest Hits Vol II released on cassette. Part of a series of three red tapes to include Chloe Dancer, Ainor, and Youth Pastor.

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Cassette
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C$15.08

The Ocean released on cassette.

Part of a series of three blue tapes to include Iohannes, Drazen, and Crypt Key

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Syrup moose records - distribution

Stuff we are helping get out there - extremely limited quantities available.

{Pre-Order} Vægtløs - AFTRYK - 12" Vinyl
  • {Pre-Order} Vægtløs - AFTRYK - 12" Vinyl
  • {Pre-Order} Vægtløs - AFTRYK - 12" Vinyl
  • {Pre-Order} Vægtløs - AFTRYK - 12" Vinyl

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C$34.70

Please Note: PRICE INCLUDES CANADIAN SALES TAX. If you live in the US or elsewhere use code "NOTCANADA" for 15% off of your order. If you use this code, and are a Canadian order, your order will be cancelled.

  • ONE PER CUSTOMER - EXTREMELY LIMITED QUANTITIES -
  • RELEASING ACROSS 46 DIFFERENT LABELS! -

Syrup Moose Records' copies will come with an exclusive insert!

The album is a culmination of several years of work that was hindered in growing by a pandemic and the constant setbacks of life. The record is a melodic and vast sound that is forged to enclose the personal Danish lyrics about people close to the band who died or suffered deadly diseases. The inspiration to do so has been found in watching and expericering the unadulterated beauty of life and death.

Originally each song was named after the person that band sang about, but that was changed to more fitting titles, as the protagonist of the song (singer Troels’ sister in law) suddenly died. The song was intended to be a "let's beat this cancer together" rally call, but ended in a more tragic manner. The record was written and recorded in their own studio, and mixed and mastered by producer Jacob Bredahl, who understood the direction the band wanted to go.

For fans of: Birds in Row, Lightbearer, Deafheaven, Oathbreaker, Le Pré où je suis mort, Lack, Numenorean, Omega Massif, Pianos Become the Teeth, Svalbard, Touchè Amorè, Vi som älskade varandra så mycket, Mihai Edrisch and others

CREDITS All songs by Vægtløs Artwork by Jon Gotlev – noheroes.dk Recorded by Vægtløs and Rasmus Glassau Clausen Mixed and mastered by Jacob Bredahl Backing vocals on track 3 by Christian Bonnesen and Victor Kaas Poem on track 1 read by Thomas Burø Poem on track 2 read by Tanja Gade Hammerholt Backing vocals by Jan Fenger, Niels Højgaard Sørensen, Christian Holmsberg, Lasse Olsen.

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Morkera - Entangled Excavations Vinyl
  • Morkera - Entangled Excavations Vinyl
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C$34.70

Please Note: PRICE INCLUDES CANADIAN SALES TAX. If you live in the US or elsewhere use code "NOTCANADA" for 15% off of your order. If you use this code, and are a Canadian order, your order will be cancelled.

Extremely limited North American distribution of the record Entangled Excavation by Morkera, a full-on gnarly black metal act from Croatia.

You can pick up the digital version of the album as well as other merch (including more vinyl) on Bandcamp by going to:

morkera.bandcamp.com/album/entangled-excavations

Ships in NORTH AMERICA ONLY. Rest of the world: Go grab it from their Bandcamp.

ONE PER ORDER.

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Morkera - Aggravations Vinyl
  • Morkera - Aggravations Vinyl
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C$34.70

Please Note: PRICE INCLUDES CANADIAN SALES TAX. If you live in the US or elsewhere use code "NOTCANADA" for 15% off of your order. If you use this code, and are a Canadian order, your order will be cancelled.

Extremely limited North American distribution of the record Aggravations by Morkera, a full-on gnarly black metal act from Croatia.

You can pick up the digital version of the album as well as other merch (including more vinyl) on Bandcamp by going to:

morkera.bandcamp.com/album/aggravations

Ships in NORTH AMERICA ONLY. Rest of the world: Go grab it from their Bandcamp.

ONE PER ORDER.

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Merch

All products in this category are printed and fulfilled by Printful.com. Discount codes are not included here.

Nodine Amateur Land T-Shirt
  • Nodine Amateur Land T-Shirt

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C$32.00

Be extremely cool and rep this NODINE t-shirt, celebrate the fact that SMR even has a hip hop record on it now.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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MEGAFAUNA TEE
  • MEGAFAUNA TEE

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C$32.00

If you buy this shirt, you will become 87% more awesome.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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Mouri Sunlight T-Shirt
  • Mouri Sunlight T-Shirt

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C$32.00

This is a Mouri Sunlight shirt, fucking get it.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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Fuck Syrup Moos Records
  • Fuck Syrup Moos Records

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C$37.00

** 100% of the PROFITS from this shirt are donated to the Trans Life Line. This is not an official partnership but a private donation **

Fuck Syrup Moose Records

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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Partea Knits Tee
  • Partea Knits Tee

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C$32.00

Combine your two favourite things: KNITTING AND METAL. Grab this extremely cool shirt and show some love for Partea Knits.
www.ParteaKnits.ca

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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LONGSLEEVE
  • LONGSLEEVE

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C$55.00

You fucking people wanted a 4 sided long sleeve, so here it is.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

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Vintage Cotton Twill Cap
  • Vintage Cotton Twill Cap

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C$30.00

This hat even looks good on the Great and Sticky Moose, who has a famously enormous head.

• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• Blank product sourced from China

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"Brain of Mensis" T-Shirt
  • "Brain of Mensis" T-Shirt

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C$32.00

Soulmass "Brain of Mensis" shirt.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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"Rakuyo" T-shirt
  • "Rakuyo" T-shirt

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C$32.00

Soulmass "Rakuyo" shirt.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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Bong Coffin Tee
  • Bong Coffin Tee

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C$32.00

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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Arklay Mountains T-Shirt
  • Arklay Mountains T-Shirt

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C$35.00

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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Sold My Soul To Satan
  • Sold My Soul To Satan

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C$32.00

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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Youth Pastor Tee
  • Youth Pastor Tee

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C$32.00

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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Cybergrind is my Girlfriend - Mouri Sunlight T-Shirt
  • Cybergrind is my Girlfriend - Mouri Sunlight T-Shirt

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C$37.00

Tell everyone who your girlfriend is.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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Skull Hoodie
  • Skull Hoodie

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C$55.00

This sweater is really fucking comfortable.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

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Guillotine Fleece Zip Up Hoodie
  • Guillotine Fleece Zip Up Hoodie

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C$65.00

Show everyone that you fucking hate Nazis with this extremely attractive and comfortable sweater.

• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• Grey Heather is 75% cotton, 25% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
• Metal kissing zipper
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

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Vinyl / CDs